A
couple of weeks ago I spent the day at the Chemung County Fairground at the
Safe Kids, Strong Kids event. When I got
home that night my right arm ached from my shoulder to my wrist. It took me some time to figure out how I had
strained my arm that day. It finally
came to me in a flash – the Jacob’s ladder!
If you don’t know what a Jacob’s ladder toy looks like in action check it out here. I had spent almost six
hours turning my hand back and forth to show kids how the toy worked. That was why I was sore. That got me thinking about the hidden dangers
of working in a museum. Being a curator
may seem like a safe job but it can be very dangerous. Here is a list of some of the biggest dangers.
1.
Physical Injuries
Unusual
repetitive stress injuries from historic toys are not the only physical
dangers. Sunburns, insect bites and bee
stings are all looming threats whenever we participate in community events
outdoors. Working with historic objects
can lead to pulled muscles from lifting and moving heavy objects and
innumerable bruises that mysteriously appear during exhibit installation. Not to mention the paper cuts and eyestrain
from office work.
2.
Toxins, Disease and Explosives
Taxidermy
animals contain arsenic, glass thermometers are filled with mercury, old paint
is made with lead and red Fiestaware is radioactive. Historic medical kits are filled with various
poisonous pills, powders and tinctures. I found a tube of glass pipettes containing
smallpox vaccine at one museum where I worked. I have been known to give new interns and
volunteers a “do not lick” tour of collections so they can avoid these
dangers. Occasionally, one finds
unexploded ordinance or live ammunition in a museum’s collection as well.
3.
Never Being Able to Enjoy a Costume Drama Again
I’m
sure this is not a danger limited to those working in museums. I know many history buffs that have trouble
enjoying a movie because of anachronistic mistakes. I have a fairly good background in historic
fashion. The wrong hat or dress can
distract me so much that I cannot enjoy the rest of the movie.
4.
Being Ruin for “Real” Work
Being
a curator at a small museum is by far the most fun job I have ever had. There is always something new and different going
on. Just in my time here at CCHS I have designed
exhibit graphics, researched topics from the history of American LaFrance to
Hindu wedding traditions, done interviews for tv and newspapers, dealt with
flooding caused by air conditioners four different times, given a lecture in my
underwear, walked through a cemetery hunting for stories, knit a sweater for a
tree, processed hundred of newly donated objects, and met and worked with a
huge variety of wonderful and interesting people. I can’t say that there’s never a dull moment
in museum work because there are very many dull moments, but I could not
imagine ever being happy working in a “real” 9 to 5 desk job. I’ll stick to working in museums despite all
the dangers.
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